the chemistry between me and any kind of food is just whoa
If you’re in college right now
Check the syllabus for each one of your classes right now while you bullshittin
Don’t fall behind this early in the semester off some bullshit
his mother really packed him a cheese sandwich. no meat. no condiments. cheese between two pieces of bread.
one of the pre-k kids at work today: he’s 4, names Noah, wears google glasses, so cute…anyway, Noah’s standing next to me eating his cheese sandwich. All of the sudden he says “my real name isn’t Noah” I’m like “oh, what’s your real name” he says “my real name is Batman, my mom just calls me Noah”
He was so serious, I didn’t even know what to say.